"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."-- Homer Simpson
"So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that's off-the-wall and full of magical robots?" (The Simpsons)
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.-- Homer Simpson
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.-- Lisa (The Simpsons)